Xavier Defrang

US scientists say they are indicative of a new climate that has emerged under the Bush administration: one driven partly by close relationships with big business, but just as much by a fiercely moral approach to the business of science. Creationists, pro-lifers and conservatives now pose a serious threat to research and science teaching in America.

Apparent lobbying by American art dealers to dismantle Iraq's strict export laws has heightened fears about the looting of the country's antiquities as order breaks down in the last stages of the war. Please welcome the brand new American way of life, dear insignificant iraqui people...

Last week, people unexpectedly struck at the New York Fox stories_old headquarters and CNN. A group of 12 snacked on homemade blueberry, cherry and apple pies before they emptied their stomachs on the sidewalk of Rupert Murdoch's Fox stories_old Corp at 48th and 6th ave. and CNN at 49th. Puke from freedom! (Thanks Tris)

Those close to Mr Bush say that day [911] he discovered his life's mission. He became convinced that God was calling him to engage the forces of evil in battle, and this one time baseball-team owner from Texas did not shrink from the task.

U.N. warned that humanitarian food rations being distributed in Iraq by U.S.-led coalition forces are wrapped in the same yellow packaging as deadly so-called bomblets being airdropped by the same self-proclaimed coalition. UNICEF urges coalition forces to urgently change the color of these rations. But what about stopping to drop bombs?

A technically detailed and heavily smelly piece of torture advocacy... How can someone be so sick and frustrated to think about such things?

Iraqis are giving passing Americans the "thumbs up" sign, which the troops interpret as a symbol of support. But many veteran travelers insist that the gesture is a crass Middle Eastern insult.

First contracts for rebuilding post-war Iraq have been awarded, and everybody is supposed to find extremely surprising that Vice President Dick Cheney's old employer, Halliburton Co., is one of the early winners. Somebody wake me up please, I'm must be dreaming...

It appears that it's easier to get threatened of impeachment for an oval office blowjob rather than for a bunch of gigantic lies currently spreading chaos to the whole world. Evil-doer #1 George W. Bush must answer to the people : vote to impeach!

The definitive, logical proof that the current unlawful war going on in Iraq is absurd. It makes me sick...

Richard Perle is chairman of the defence policy board, an advisory panel to the Pentagon and he says : Thank God for the death of the UN. Its abject failure gave us only anarchy. The world needs order. Damn, when does Noth Korea plan to nuke the crap out of Texas so we can get even? ;)